The Briefly for November 12, 2019 – The “Churros > Cuomo” Edition

The chronically late mayor, the Rockefeller Center tree has arrived, “Lock him up” at the Veterans Day Parade, the Knicks are still the worst, & more in today’s daily NYC news digest

It must be hard to be Mayor de Blasio. You've gotta drag yourself out of bed, avoid seeing any of your constituents on mass transit by taking a car twelve miles to your gym in Park Slope, work out, then take another car ride back to Manhattan and then you actually have to do some work? Ugh. Forget it. The mayor has been starting his work days later and later and in May of this year he didn't start work in the morning until about 10:18, a full hour later than the start of his days in 2014. he mayor is chronically late for meetings and embarrassingly he's often late for memorial events around the city, blaming his tardiness on oversleeping. Maybe it's time to retire. (NY Daily News)

Apartment Porn: Twelve bathrooms, an indoor pool, eleven thousand square feet, a glass elevator, six floors, a theater, glassed garage, and the former home of Lady Gaga. All yours for $18 million. (StreetEasy) – fixed link –

A square foot of rental in NYC is $5.20 on average, the second most expensive in the world! In San Francisco, those suckers, people are paying $5.75 per square foot! (Patch)

Churros in, Cuomo out. (@emma_a_whitford)

Will the Churro arrest become a part of the conversation surrounding 2021 mayoral race? (NY Times)

Another Churro vendor was arrested. This isn't an old story. Thank god we are getting these criminals off our streets! (Bushwick Daily)

See if this feels like a familiar story. The city makes a plan to build a shelter for the homeless and the neighborhood rallies together to embrace the shelter. Nah, I'm kidding. Someone said "I hope somebody's gonna burn down the place" and a Community Board meeting cheered. (The Independent)

Part bookstore and part bar. Book Club is now open on Third Street. (amNewYork)

Looking to volunteer your time to offset how you've been acting all year? 13 places to volunteer in NYC this holiday season. (6sqft)

If you didn't get a moment to go out and look at the weirdos on Bedford Ave this weekend, Greenpointers has you covered. (Greenpointers)

10 Off-Broadway shows worth seeing this holiday season. (amNewYork)

Photos: The Rockefeller Christmas tree arrived and is upright, waiting for adornment. (The Villager)

If you were in lower Manhattan this weekend, maybe you were passed by a series of people running through the neighborhood in their underwear. Congrats, you witnessed the 2019 Undie Run! Of course there are photos. Not this? Maybe you saw a bunch of exhibitionists? (amNewYork)

What's on your list of priorities when looking for a new home? Good light? Low crime? Statistically speaking, the ability to bike to work isn't on the list. (Curbed)

Gothamist is focusing on transit issues related to accessibility and wants input. As readers of The Briefly, you're the right kind of people to answer their survey. (Gothamist)

Before the 9/11 Memorial Museum, there was (and still is) the 9/11 Tribute Museum. Thor Equities, the landlord, put the space on the market for $30 million. Right now it's not sure if they'll move or close. (6sqft)

Trump appeared at the Veterans Day Parade to chants of "Lock Him Up" and "Impeach" signs. (HuffPost)

The Zagat survey of New York is back, like an old opinionated friend. (NY Times)

Photos: The Veterans Day Parade and protests. (Gothamist)

Harry & Ida’s Meat and Supply Co in the East Village is closing at the end of the month. (Eater)

Mayor de Blasio is the last person who should be giving advice about who should be the Democratic nominee based on his first choice, but not being the right person to speak up has never stopped him before. (Politico)

The Knicks still suck. Some things never change. (amNewYork)

How long does it take to build a park? Sheepshead Bay they've been waiting for over a decade. (Brooklyn Daily Eagle)

The five best meatless burgers in the city (Thrillist)

The Briefly for May 31, 2019 – The “Stuyshwick? This is a Joke, Right?” Edition

The weekend subways, the NYPD has been lying to the public about rape numbers, a look at the art in the echoes of the Stonewall Inn riots, and more in today’s daily NYC news digest.

The weekend subway disruptions have been pretty light for the last few weeks. That ends this weekend with 13 different subway lines carrying some variety of change in service to kick off June. (Subway Weekender)

The NYPD has been lying to the public for years about the number of rapes committed in NYC. While telling the public there were 6,626 rapes in a four and a half year span, they told federal officials there were 10,649 rapes. What the hell is going on with the 38% discrepancy? The NYPD only reports vaginal penetration as rape, not anal or oral. This would preclude the inclusion of any rape committed against men from this number. With this uncertainty, the one thing that is clear is that the NYPD is setting itself to fail when it comes to cases of rape in the city. (Gothamist)

Oh god. Someone is sincerely trying to make Stuyshwick a thing (where Bushwick and Bed-Stuy meet on Broadway under the J train). Anyway, here’s a “guide” to the “neighborhood.” (Grub Street)

Whoever thought of this moronic name should look back to 2013, when BEDWICK topped Time Out’s list of the dumbest fake neighborhood names. (Time Out)

After nearly a decade in the making, a pedestrian bridge replacing the Rector Street bridge finally open this fall. (Curbed)

Seven places to celebrate the 200th birthday of Walt Whitman today. (Untapped Cities)

The City Council approved two bills aimed at making streets safer. One will hold the DOT accountable to add safety design elements to any street being redesigned and the second would require any contractors to create temporary bike lanes when disrupting any pre-existing lanes. (Curbed)

Brooklyn’s Community Board 9 appears to be on the verge of falling apart, as the search to fill the empty since 2015 role of district manager was about to be debated, three board members staged a walkout. The walkout resulted in less than a quorum, ending the meeting immediately. (Brooklyn Daily Eagle)

Everyone wants a say in the Gowanus rezoning, the latest voice to want a seat at the table is the EPA. (Curbed)

The beginning of the end of the MetroCard officially begins today. (Gothamist)

If you’re confronted with an OMNY screen, here’s how to use your phone to pay for your subway ride. Until it is available at every station you can only pay per ride. (Patch)

You’ve probably heard that the city’s water is the cleanest of anywhere in the state. It’s not a rumor. It’s the truth. (Patch)

A look inside the $5.5 million makeover of Central Park’s SummerStage. (amNY)

Brace yourself, this one’s got a sad ending. The eight-month-old puppy who escaped his harness and jumped down onto the subway tracks at Herald Square was found dead near where he first escaped. Marley’s human companions are blaming the MTA. (Gothamist)

Seventeen years after the cleanup of Ground Zero was completed, a modest ceremony was held at the new Memorial Glade dedicated to the people whose related illnesses and deaths have followed in the subsequent years. (NY Times)

Following yesterday’s assessment of how NYU and Columbia’s neighborhoods are fresh hell when it comes to renting, here are the most affordable neighborhoods for fresh college graduates. (Curbed)

It’s the city’s fanciest McDonald’s, three stories tall, walls of glass, and open 24 hours a day. (Eater)

“Tastes of Brooklyn” is coming to Crown Heights’ Franklin Ave this Sunday, a street that inspired a joke of a podcast. (The Brooklyn Reader)

The city’s Lyft and Uber cars cause more pollution than cabs, thanks to the city’s hybrid fleet. The city’s 13,500 taxi emissions dropped 82% in 15 years. (Gizmodo)

Gravity knives are no longer illegal in New York. (Brooklyn Daily Eagle)

Measles cases are at a 25 year high, with more than half of the nation’s cases being in the city. (NY Times)

The World Pride Mural Project Initiative has brought a new Buff Monster mural at the corner of Chrystie St & Broome St to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots. (Brooklyn Street Art)

As we roll into June, the city’s streets, art galleries, and museums are focusing on the art centered on the riot/rebellion/resistance/uprising at the Stonewall Inn 50 years ago. The Times’ co-chief art critic looks at the historical significance that moment at the Stonewall Inn has had and how it has reverberated through art for half a century. (NY Times)

The BQX is such a pipe dream that advocates are pinning their hopes on a Democrat taking over the presidency in 2021 so the project has a remote chance of receiving the $1.3 billion necessary to cover just under half of the cost of the project. (Gothamist)

17 LGBTQ landmarks of Greenwich Village (6sqft)

Stolen: One orange bearded dragon. (Gothamist)

Behind the scene photos from Hart Island: The city’s mass burial ground. (Untapped Cities)

A guide to Jacob Riis Park Beach for the summer of 2019. (Gothamist)

Where to go on a Saturday when you want to do something but don’t have plans. (The Infatuation)

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The Briefly for April 9, 2019 – The “Ignoring the Most Serious Health Violations” Edition

The NYPD demands an exemption to congestion pricing, wildlife BINGO, a chubby cat needs a home, and more in today’s daily NYC news digest.

Want to play NYC wildlife BINGO? (Gothamist)

14 places to view cherry blossoms trees. (Untapped Cities)

73% of the most serious restaurant health violations go unchecked. Just cook your own food from here on out. (Eater)

The NYPD is demanding they should be exempt from congestion pricing. Not the cop cars, their personal cars. (Streetsblog)

Watch this NYPD officer run a red light on an illegal dirt bike without a helmet in front of a bunch of other cops cheering him on and crash, hitting the pavement HARD while trying to avoid getting hit by traffic. (@_scottjohnson)

Some of the most reckless NYPD drivers in the city are in Canarsie. (Streetsblog)

Take a look at the Tokyo neighborhood that inspired Hudson Yards. (6sqft)

The 9/11 Memorial Glade section of the 9/11 Memorial, dedicated to people with 9/11-related illnesses, will open at the end of May. (Curbed)

The estranged husband of the Staten Island teacher found dead and burnt inside a storage unit last week was formally accused of killing her along with his girlfriend. (Gothamist)

Is it time to finally look into extending the 4 train past the Utica Ave station? $5 million was allocated to a study in 2015 and the MTA just got around to getting it started. (Curbed)

Trying to discover the best burger in NYC. (Food Insider)

The five best picnic spots in the Upper West Side. (I Love the Upper West Side)

Brooklyn DA Eric Gonzalez is open to the decriminalization of prostitution and would be open to a law that would legalize sex work. This is the same man who decriminalized marijuana in Brooklyn. (Gay City News)

Save this photo of old Penn Station from 1910 just in case you ever have to step foot in the dilapidated toilet that sits underneath Madison Square Garden. (Viewing NYC)

The mayor’s plan to turnaround schools with the Renewal program had a statistically insignificant effect on the targeted schools, but it was great at spending money. $773 million to be precise. The mayor said the results would be “fast and intense.” Half of the schools closed. (Chalkbeat)

Were #1! #1 in Lyme disease infections. (Patch)

This chubby cat needs a home. All 41 pounds of him. (Gothamist)

RIP Bob Slade, the creator and legendary radio host of the call-in program “Open Line.” (NY Times)

The mystery of why “1922 HYATT” was found on a nearly century-old subway wall has been solved. (amNY)

The street corner in Brooklyn where impaling pumpkins is de rigueur. (Atlas Obscura)

Add it to the list of deadly New York nightmares. A construction worker died on Monday morning after a piece of the building he was working on broke off and struck him on the head. (Gothamist)

The city ordered yeshivas to bar students who have not received the measles vaccine. (NY Post)

The reason electric bikes and scooters aren’t legal in New York? Blame Manhattan. (Streetsblog)

Here’s where to BYOB. (The Infatuation)

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