The Briefly for December 11, 2018 – The “Don’t Flush the Amazon Toilets in Long Island City” Edition

Avenue Q is closing, Governor Cuomo is going to investigate the L train shutdown, legal pot could come in March, the Fearless Girl has a new home, and more in today’s daily NYC news digest.

Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams is calling for the NYPD to drop charges against Jazmine Headley, the woman arrested for sitting on the floor in a food assistance center last week whose baby was pulled away from her in the process. (King’s County Politics)

“The Fearless Girl” has been unveiled in her new location at 11 Wall Street, facing the New York Stock Exchange. (amNY)

Amazon’s HQ2 presents a lot of logistical challenges for Long Island City, including flushing the toilet. (NY Times)

After last year’s extensive sexual misconduct allegations against human croc full of cinnamon rolls Mario Batali, his restaurants only lost up to 30% of their business. (Eater)

This city will never have enough good bagel places. Never! (Gothamist)

“White people are the best thing that happened to the world” – Racist idiot and Columbia University student Julian von Abele (NY Post)

Monday’s nightmare commute, brought to you by the 1, 2, 3, E, F, M, J , R, and D trains. Don’t worry, the MTA is “sorry for the extensive delays” and will write you a note explaining why you were late to work. (Gothamist)

The anonymous complaints to 311 about mom-and-pop storefront awnings and signs have continued, with 1,900 complaints in Brooklyn this year alone. (NY Times)

The legendary Pearl River Mart is going to run the gift shop at the Museum of Chinese in America. (Bowery Boogie)

This account of how one NYPD officer accidentally shot his partner reads like a scene from a CBS sitcom, not reality. (NY Post)

The most walkable neighborhood in each borough. (Curbed)

The governor has finally woken up to the fact that he is responsible for the MTA and now, only four months away from the 15-month shutdown, he wants to do a personal review of the L train shutdown plans. (NY Post)

Orthodox rabbis are accused of bullying kosher restaurants if they would allow a Jewish, (Oh golly!), lesbian comedian. Leah Forester has two venues cancel on her because their kosher certification was threatened to be taken away. (Gothamist)

Where to eat Christmas Day, if you’re not going to eat at a kosher deli or get Chinese food. (Eater)

What will New York’s legal pot marketplace look like? No one knows, the Governor is not saying anything about it publicly, even though it could happen as early as late March. (Gothamist)

The video of the woman having her child ripped away form her by the NYPD is “very disturbing,” according to NYPD Commissioner James O’Neill. No shit. (NY Post)

The most convenient, the best, and the cheapest Christmas trees in the city. (StreetEasy)

The man who allegedly peed on and then smashed a statue at a Williamsburg church, 28-year-old Andrew Oshesky, was arrested. (Gothamist)

Finally, a service for suing your landlord over maintenance issues. (amNY)

Oh boy. A bunch of loose balloons knocked out power to 1,500 people in Queens. Happy Birthday, Timmy. (NY Post)

After 19 years, Avenue Q is closing in April. (NY Times)

Time to obsess over the list of the best beer bars in the city and opine over why your favorite bar didn’t make the cut. (Thrillist)

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The Briefly for September 17, 2018 – The MTA Will Address Your Problems in “5-10 Years”

Did your neighborhood vote Nixon or Cuomo, more people are getting on subway tracks, 17 speakeasys, and more in today’s NYC news digest.

The most hated buildings in Brooklyn, from the New York Post.

There has been 621 reported incidents of people on subway tracks or that have been hit by a train, an increase from 2017.

The MTA will be working on your train delays sometime in “the next 5-10 years.”

Another school ride from hell. This time it was a five-year-old girl in Queens whose bus-ride home from school took five hours on Friday. There have been 76,223 complaints abuot late or no-show buses this school year, up from 57,575 last year.

If you’re obsessed with the price of houses on Zillow, you’re not alone.

We Heart Astoria is hiring a Social Media Coordinator and a Junior Writer. Amid firings and consolidations, it’s nice to see a site announce open positions.

If you’re the squeamish type, you might want to avoid the Museum of the City of New York’s “germ city” exhibit.

Eater has a list of 17 hidden bars worth seeking out. Yes, Please Don’t Tell is on the list, but don’t hold it against them.

Who owns the city? Here are the ten largest property owners in New York City.

How former NYPD cop Ludwig Paz became the ringleader of brothels in Brooklyn, Queens, and Long Island.

Did your neighborhood vote Cuomo or Nixon? Check the map.

Has the Brooklyn Democratic Party been working to silence new voices? In the wake of a primary election that changed the political makeup of the state, New King’s Democrats is encouraging anyone who can to show up to the next party meeting on September 27 to make new voices heard.

There was only one day in August without subway delays during the morning commute. Mark it down on the calendar, August 23, the citywide day without delays.

If you are worried about local media consolidation, Schneps Communication purchased Community News Group and NYC Community Media last week. This is an incomplete list of the publications and websites now owned by one company: The Brooklyn Paper, Park Slope Courier, Bay News, Mill Basin Marine Park Courier, Brooklyn Graphic, Gay City News, Caribbean Life, TimesLedger, BaysideTimes, FlushingTimes, Bronx Times, Bronx Times Reporter, The Villager, The Villager Express, Downtown Express, Chelsea Now, Manhattan Express, BORO Weekly, Brooklyn Family, Queens Family, Bronx Family, Manhattan Family, Brooklyn Tomorrow, Queens Tomorrow, Brooklyn Uncovered, Airport Voice, Eat Up, NYParenting.com, BrooklynDaily.com, Bxtimes.com, Rivendell School, CNG Radio Podcast, The Queens Courier, The Courier Sun, The Ridgewood Times, The Times Newsweekly, El Correo, Brownstoner.com, Brownstoner Magazine, QNS.com, The North Shore Towers Courier, LIC Magazine, BORO Magazine, LeHavre Courier, Cryder Point Courier, Queens in Your Pocket, Best of Brooklyn, and Best of the Boro


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The Briefly for August 27 ,2018 – Get Ready for the Governors Island Mall and Hotel Complex

The city is looking to rezone Governors Island, the Grand Army Plaza Arch is getting a restoration, the zip code with the highest rent is in Manhattan and more in today’s NYC news digest.

Because nothing is safe from development, the city is looking to rezone Governors Island.

Reminder: The 167th St B/D station closes today for renovation

Quickly, name a park in the city that’s named for a poet (not Shakespeare).

Private garbage hauler Sanitation Salvage’s license has been suspended following two deaths due to dangerous working conditions over a six month timeframe.

Two city buses were sprayed with a noxious substance this week. Are we living in a Batman movie?

The New York Times has discovered Coney Island’s Brooklyn Cyclones. No one tell them about the Staten Island Yankees.

Five Brooklyn bars that are as pretty as their happy hour prices, according to Brokelyn.

Eating an oyster from New York’s waterways isn’t a great idea today, but New York was once the oyster capital of the world.

How to legally party in the city’s parks.

Battery Park has the most expensive rent in any zip code in the United States. 26 of the top 50 zip codes are in Manhattan.

Streetsblog takes a look at three different ways the MTA’s finances are screwed.

The New York Times takes to look at the cozy history of Andrew Cuomo and Donald Trump.

The Grand Army Plaza Arch is getting an $8.9 million restoration, which will include a cleaning, repairs, and updated lighting.

Congresswoman Nydia Velazquez introduced a bill that would prohibit ICE and boarder patrol from wearing uniforms that use the word “police” in order to easily distinguish the difference between local police and federal immigration officers.

City Councilman Mark Levine is urging the city Parks Department to terminate its contracts with businesses owned by President Donald Trump.

14 of Eater critic Robert Sietsema’s favorite West African eateries in NYC.

A cop who has been held up as a model example of NYPD diversity was arrested for allegedly forcibly touching two people — including the wife of a police sergeant. Whoops.

Part of Julie Salazar’s platform for state senate is decriminalizing prostitution, repealing the state’s loitering for prostitution law, and repealing the prostitution exception in New York’s rape shield law, and has the support of current and former sex workers while canvassing. Salzar’s opponent, incumbent Martin Malave Dilan, says he is open to discussions about it.

I live completely rent-free in dream destinations by pet-sitting” is the new “A Week In New York City On $25/Hour And $1k Monthly Allowance.”


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